Make your own free website on Tripod.com

Back | Home | Time Killers | Marines | Religion | Truckin' | About Me


How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale


  1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner... as well as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost overnight.
  2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair.
  3. When weighing, remove everything, including glasses. In this case, blurred vision is an asset. Don't forget the earrings, these things can weigh at least a pound.
  4. Use cheap scales only, never the medical kind, because they are always five pounds off...to your advantage.
  5. Always go to the bathroom first.
  6. Stand with arms raised, making pressure on the scale lighter.
  7. Don't eat or drink in the morning until AFTER you've weighed in, completely naked, of course.
  8. Weigh yourself after a haircut, this is good for at least half a pound of hair (hopefully).
  9. Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping onto the scale (air has to weigh something, right?).
  10. Start out with just one foot on the scale, then holding onto the towel rack in front of you, slowly edge your other foot on and slowly let off of the rack. Admittedly, this takes time, but it's worth it. You will weigh at least two pounds less than if you'd stepped on normally.
  11. Use two scales, placing one foot on each. Then add the reading on each scale together and divide the resulting number by two to get your exact weight.


Got something to tell me?
All feedback is Welcome!

get this gear!



Please sign my guestbook with any comments or reactions you have about my site.
Sign My Guestbook    View My Guestbook 




Some are better, some are not - At least I'm in the middle

Back | Home | Time Killers | Marines | Religion | Truckin' | About Me



There have been Visitors

All contents Copyright© 2000-2011 by:
The 11/22 Project

Last Modified September 2011