Back | Home | Time Killers | Marines | Religion | Truckin' | About Me

How to talk about men and still be politically correct

Author(s) Unknown - I claim no credit

He does not have a beer gut,
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet,
He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is not stupid,
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He does not get lost all the time,
He discovers Alternative Destinations.
He is not balding,
He is in Follicle Regression.
He is not a cradle robber,
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk,
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He is not short,
He is Anatomically Compact.
He does not have a rich daddy,
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He does not constantly talk about cars,
He has a Vehicular Addiction.
He does not have a hot body,
He is Physically Combustible.
He is not unsophisticated,
He is Socially Challenged.
He does not eat like a pig,
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He is not a bad dancer,
He is Overly Caucasian.
He is not a sex machine,
He is Romantically Automated.
He does not hog the blankets,
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is not a male chauvinist pig,
He has Swine Empathy.
He does not undress you with his eyes,
He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment.
He is not afraid of commitment,
He is Monogamously Challenged.
He is not crazy,
He is(like the fool who runs this site)Sanity Challenged

Got something to tell me?
All feedback is Welcome!

get this gear!

Please sign my guestbook with any comments or reactions you have about my site.
Sign My Guestbook    View My Guestbook 

Some are better, some are not - At least I'm in the middle

Back | Home | Time Killers | Marines | Religion | Truckin' | About Me

There have been Visitors

All contents Copyright© 2000-2011 by:
The 11/22 Project

Last Modified September 2011

Make your own free website on